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Every year the Kardashians give us the gift of a family photo. And, generous as they are, we don’t even have to be on their mailing list to recieve it because, as all good fame whores do, they release it to us via whoever is paying.
Over the years they have given us many joyous visions of the family including all leather on a motorcycle, all white, all red, and the obligitory barefoot on the beach in jeans and white shirts. This year, howver, I’m pretty sure they all dropped acid and said “let’s do this”. They did, however, not allow boys. For the past few years pictures have shown us all the lovely ladies plus Bruce, Lamar, Scott and brother we all forget about, Rob. (Doesn’t Bruce have kids? I mean what about Brody?) However, this year Bruce was the only one invited and he’s stuck in a tube. Bruce, brother, you are starting to look like your mother, cut the hair already.
The picture shows all the girls and the Kardashian ladies (see what I did there. Boob joke) in a post-apocolyptic vegas hotel lobby. They straddle copies of tabloid magazines with Kardashians on the covers. If you look closely you will see Lamar and Kanye on the magazines, but that’s as close as they get to actually being in the picture. And ACTUAL BLOOD RELATIVE Rob, is nowhere. I find it interesting that Kris Jenner is at the cashiers booth. Seeing as she sells out her family on a daily basis. I don’t know what Kendall and Kylie have on their heads, but they are the new Princess Beatrice and Aretha Franklin.
I can’t post the picture of the card – so here is the link. I can’t wait to hear what you think. So much to analyze.
Kanye West was not in the picture, but he was in Tampa losing his mind. He was doing a stop on his “My Show Is Bigger Than Your Show” Tour and stopped three songs in to go off on a rant about the lighting. THE LIGHTING. He got mad, stormed off stage and yelled that the wrong lights were on and that they be turned off “now”. After about five minutes the show resumed, but he was still bitching about the lasers coming out of the mountain. Yes, he has a mountain on stage. Later on, he took out his ire on a lady named Laura for forgetting to give him the “deep voice” on his mic.
And finally this morning, a couple of big studly Austrailian Football players got into fisticuffs all over an autograph from… Rihanna. Yep. The boys in question are Campbell Brown and Steven May from the Gold Coast Suns. They were in LA at a club and were asked to leave because Rihanna and her posse were coming for a post-concert party. And Rihanna don’t party with Austrailians? Well, all the players left, save for Steven who thought he could hang out and get an autograph. And for some reason he started verbally abusing another player. So, Campbell stepped in and punched Steven in the face – FRACTURING HIS JAW. Steven will need surgery and might not be able to play again. Talk about a Rude Boy.
